Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Black Jetta

If a little black Volkswagen Jetta could tell a story, it would be the story of a girl in her 20s. It would be the story of obscenely early mornings at a clinic, and classes in the mid-morning. The Jetta would faithfully (most of the time--thank you, German engineering) take her where she needed to be: midterms, work, job interviews, more job interviews, new jobs, back to her old job.

It would be the story of many thoughts. Lots of thinking while driving; making some big decisions, lots of small ones, and many come-to-Jesus moments. It would tell of late nights at the Hi-Tone, of spilled coffee, entire meals eaten in the driver's side, and of sunsets watched on the Mississippi River. About the time it was backed into the deck of Otherlands. It would tell of a mysterious, phantom crayon, which prompted every single passenger to ask, "Is there a crayon melting in your car?"

It would be the story of many tears. Oh, the tears. Over regrets. Daily drives to the hospital to visit an ill grandmother. Beloved pets. Friends, family--as if there is a difference. Missed opportunities. But for every tear, there was an impromptu karaoke session. Tons of laughter. Entire dance routines performed while wearing a seatbelt. The story would be about songs--Britney, Beyonce, Lucinda Williams, the Beastie Boys, the soundtrack to Glee.

It would tell the story of the funny mechanics who worked on it. Of secrets shared between sisters, between friends, between mother and daughter. It would tell the story of falling in love. Of dates at the park and walks at night. It would tell the story of a calm girl on her wedding day, parking smack dab in front of the church. Of a newly married couple waving goodbye to loved ones after a reception, then driving home to find that they'd locked themselves out of the house.

We had a good run, my Jetta and I. Now it's off to the giant car park in the sky, and something new and Japanese for me. But in my heart, I'll always be a Volkswagen kinda girl. In the future, may the smell of melting crayons transport me back in time.

(Attaching sentiment to a possession/inanimate object, is that not diagnostic criteria for a hoarder? At least I'm not keeping it in the backyard, right?)

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Arrested professional development

Look! In the same room at the same time!
For several weeks, I binged on professional development, signing up for every opportunity which came my way. Why? Because they were free. And interesting of course, but mostly because of the free part. Unfortunately, they all took place on Saturdays. All work and no play was making me a very cranky (crankier?) lady. This past weekend I reveled in a PD-free existence. Highlights, as a reminder to never sign up for consecutive seminars:

  • Quality time with Zach. And to think we almost did our taxes this weekend. 
  • I got a pedicure! This happens maybe twice a year. No picture, because I can't imagine posting pictures of my toes.
  • Dinner with friends at Flight! So fancy and so delicious. We got dressed up and everything, so you know it's a big deal.
  • When one has free time, she is able to straighten her hair before a girls' night.
My straight hair and I go to dinner with friends.
How gorgeous is my friend Ramla?
  • I totally am kicking myself for not taking a "before" picture prior to leaving the house for dinner. I rolled up to my friend Ramla's house dressed in a turtleneck and pencil skirt, looking all kinds of ready for a job interview. Que the makeover montage! Within minutes she had me dressed in the shortest dress I've worn in decades. I thought this was hilarious because we could not be more different when it comes to clothes. I insisted on a sweater in case I got cold, but of course, it's really because I'm self-conscious. I'm such a puritan. Too bad there is only an "after" makeover picture. A compare/contrast would have been fun.
From this angle it's hard to tell how short this dress is. Short. So very short.
  • A morning run on my favorite trail at Shelby Farms. Not too muddy either, bonus points!

Must find a new pose for pictures...
  • Donuts and coffee. There is no greater combination on earth. Coffee + Donuts = Magic.